December 2009
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Some, but not all things said to me at a recent...
A rejected piece I (Andy) wrote for McSweeney’s. I can’t believe they didn’t want it. I am not what one would call a handsome man. I have the features of an elliptical sadsack, the face of a cornered bug – all scrunched-up fear and death anticipation. At an early age, I realized that eternity was what a-holes sought, and since then, awaiting the end has chiseled its shittiness...
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WatchMark and Andy fucking around + footage of Andy’s cats.
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WatchAbove anything else, we are historians of comedy, delving deep into the murky crapbin that is The Ghost of Humor Past. Whether it was Lenny Bruce’s ill-fated sitcom I Love Filthy or Mort Saul’s failed news/comedy show Fuck You, I’m Not Writing Any Jokes, we’ve seen it all. At least we thought we had. Recently on an excavation in Iraq, where on behalf of Lloyd Blankfein we...